thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You took a bar mat shot.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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