My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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