Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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