ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Randomize