So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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