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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

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  nevermind its newpaper

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt

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  That literally makes no sense

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  Exactly

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.

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  you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.

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  IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.

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• (925): View more from California

  So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.

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