Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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