Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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