Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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