her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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