I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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