ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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