12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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