I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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