Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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