i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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