My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
do herpes really smell.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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