this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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