omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The air taste purple.
Randomize
