...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys