first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.