The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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