Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.