Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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