all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
how drunk are you?
Several
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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