Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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