Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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