You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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