she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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