Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just had sex on a roof
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
