have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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