Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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