Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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