Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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