Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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