Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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