U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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