I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
