we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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