She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.