i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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