i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You were trust falling into bushes
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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