I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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