She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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