Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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