I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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