I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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