I am puke
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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