Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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