party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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