i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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