if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What did we do last night that was yellow?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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