I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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