you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm having to shit out rocks
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