i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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