You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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