It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I could fuck to npr.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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