hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
A bitchslap is in order.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I'm really busy with my period
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