Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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