i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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