Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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